Lady Drivers......
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Have you ever wondered why they always put good looking girls in front of beautiful cars?
The answer is quite simple... girls can't drive!
You can put girls everywhere in your car: in the front on the passenger seat, on the back seat even in the trunk they will do fine, but watch out when you place them behind the wheel... that's asking for trouble! Believe me, I know what I'm talking about! Here I will answer the question people ask me every time when I say that I'm a teacher in a driving school. Who are the better drivers... girls or boys?
1. If both girls and boys never have driven a car before coming to the school than it's the girls that learn faster! Reason A: they can turn off their own mind and stop thinking for themselves. B: They can open up to everything you tell them. Boys on the contrary they let their macho attitude take over and act as if they know it all which isn't always the case! Because of this girls are the faster learners in the first three or four lessons.
2. After a couple of lessons when I stop telling them exactly what to do and they need to learn to do things by themselves, it's the boys that make a lot more progress! Reason A: girls still don't do it by themselves. They don't seem to have the skills to do more than one job at the same time although they always say they can!? That's probably answering the phone and exchanging some gossip with their girlfriends at the same time! Boys can do it because they still have this macho attitude which says "I'll do it and see what happens afterwards" while girls still think before they do something. By the time they figured out what to do(if they do) it's already too late and the problem isn't solved!
3. After a while they both pass their exams and 95% of the boys pass from the first time to 70% of the girls. The remaining 35% will have to do it over, and over, and over,...
4. Now they both have their drivers license and their on the street by themselves. Who's the best drivers now?Well let's just say that there are three categories. 1 Poor drivers, 2 Average drivers, 3 Very good drivers. Most guys think that they are very good drivers but only 10% is!!! Most of them are just average drivers (60%) ! The girls however seem to have only two categories! 1. Poor drivers, 2 Very good drivers. Most girls (80%) are in the category Poor drivers.
Because of this it's the girls that have the most accidents, but unfortunately it's the men that have the most deadly accidents!!!
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Have you ever wondered why they always put good looking girls in front of beautiful cars?
The answer is quite simple... girls can't drive!
You can put girls everywhere in your car: in the front on the passenger seat, on the back seat even in the trunk they will do fine, but watch out when you place them behind the wheel... that's asking for trouble! Believe me, I know what I'm talking about! Here I will answer the question people ask me every time when I say that I'm a teacher in a driving school. Who are the better drivers... girls or boys?
1. If both girls and boys never have driven a car before coming to the school than it's the girls that learn faster! Reason A: they can turn off their own mind and stop thinking for themselves. B: They can open up to everything you tell them. Boys on the contrary they let their macho attitude take over and act as if they know it all which isn't always the case! Because of this girls are the faster learners in the first three or four lessons.
2. After a couple of lessons when I stop telling them exactly what to do and they need to learn to do things by themselves, it's the boys that make a lot more progress! Reason A: girls still don't do it by themselves. They don't seem to have the skills to do more than one job at the same time although they always say they can!? That's probably answering the phone and exchanging some gossip with their girlfriends at the same time! Boys can do it because they still have this macho attitude which says "I'll do it and see what happens afterwards" while girls still think before they do something. By the time they figured out what to do(if they do) it's already too late and the problem isn't solved!
3. After a while they both pass their exams and 95% of the boys pass from the first time to 70% of the girls. The remaining 35% will have to do it over, and over, and over,...
4. Now they both have their drivers license and their on the street by themselves. Who's the best drivers now?Well let's just say that there are three categories. 1 Poor drivers, 2 Average drivers, 3 Very good drivers. Most guys think that they are very good drivers but only 10% is!!! Most of them are just average drivers (60%) ! The girls however seem to have only two categories! 1. Poor drivers, 2 Very good drivers. Most girls (80%) are in the category Poor drivers.
Because of this it's the girls that have the most accidents, but unfortunately it's the men that have the most deadly accidents!!!
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posted by Patrick at Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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